Ever read a zodiac profile but still
wonder how that personality will react to direct questioning on difficult
subjects? Well, wonder no more, as I have compiled a list of direct
and to-the-point questions with likely answers from each and every zodiac
sign based on their profile in these pages. Enjoy!
Question: Am I too fat?
|
Aries |
Yes. |
|
Taurus |
I prefer the term "pleasingly
plump." |
|
Gemini |
Yes and no. |
|
Cancer |
You look just like your
Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo. |
|
Leo |
Do what I say and we will
take those pounds right off. |
|
Virgo |
I like fat people.
|
|
Libra |
You have such style I
hadn't noticed. |
|
Scorpio |
I think morbidly obese
is a more accurate term. |
|
Sagittarius |
As compared to what? |
|
Capricorn |
Is this a trick question? |
|
Aquarius |
It's personality that
counts. |
|
Pisces |
Just more of you to love.
|
Question: Do you really think
the world revolves around you?
|
Aries |
You mean it doesn't? |
|
Taurus |
Is this a trick question? |
|
Gemini |
It revolves around me, myself,
and I. |
|
Cancer |
No, dear, it revolves around
you. |
|
Leo |
Yes. |
|
Virgo |
What do you think? |
|
Libra |
If it could, it would.
|
|
Scorpio |
No and you're not so special
either. |
|
Sagittarius |
Of course not. The
Universe revolves around me. |
|
Capricorn |
Ask me no questions and
I'll tell you no lies. |
|
Aquarius |
No, but the sun rises and
sets because of me. |
|
Pisces |
No, but I sense you have
a problem with that concept. |
Question: Do you really think
I am that clueless?
|
Aries |
I plead the 5th. |
|
Taurus |
Clueless is such a strong
term. |
|
Gemini |
I'm sorry, did you say something? |
|
Cancer |
I prefer the term "ill-advised." |
|
Leo |
That depends on your definition
of "clueless." |
|
Virgo |
Not always. |
|
Libra |
Misguided maybe, but not
clueless. |
|
Scorpio |
Clueless is as clueless
does. |
|
Sagittarius |
Yes. |
|
Capricorn |
I could ask you the same
question. |
|
Aquarius |
Is this a trick question? |
|
Pisces |
Mistakes happen. |
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